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At the zenith of the epitome of German performance automobile manufacturers with three letters rests BMW, or something like that. BMW performance vehicles don't arrive in the driveway cheaply: simply a travel mug will be sufficient. Thank you in advance for a place to ensconce my mocha latte with extra foam. Each time I tip warm stimulating liquid into my pie hole I will think of you. It's guaranteed not to dribble onto my new gloves, which you may also have purchased for me.

Tucked under my desk are my set of atrophying legs. Typing Wizzley articles keeps my upper body slim and trim, but all my legs do is twitch. A personal peddling device represents my opportunity to maintain the figure I maintained throughout my Olympic silver medal journey, as far as you know. I can spin and compose at the same time even as I sip from my BMW travel mug. It's the best of both worlds.

I did receive many thoughtful apparel choices for Christmas, but Alabama hoodies were not well represented. You now have the opportunity to remedy my situation with just a few clicks of your mouse. Operators are standing by.

This particular hoodie can be worn by fans of all ages, genders, and political affiliations. There are two types of people in Alabama: those who have a closet full of Alabama gear and those who are watching their double-wide burn down as they cradle their BMW travel mug in their soot-stained hands.