What to buy for your Fake Girlfriend

Without question your fake girlfriend should be attractive. Since imaginary people rarely have photographs, you'll want to deploy quality image editing software to fill in the gaps. Photoshop offers the industry standard in realistic human likeness touch-ups. Start with a Clinique ad or base your artwork on the graffiti outside your apartment building: either way you'll be able to conjure up a world-class beauty that inspires jealousy up and down the high fashion runways.

Sometimes, while standing in line at Chipotle, you'll catch a whiff of something. You'll be reminded of the fake girlfriend that you once knew and loved before she got sick and fake-died or ran off to join the fake-circus. You need some really string perfume about which you can reminisce. Her ostensible signature scent will help you while away those lonely Winter nights waiting for her to not call you back because she fake-died. 

Real or not, everyone needs a place to safely ensconce their mobile phone. Even made-up people are saddled with long-term calling plans and devices that are out of warranty. You wouldn't want your fake girlfriend to damage her phone while strolling between classes at Stanford, or some other university at which she has supposedly matriculated.