The New World Order isn't a value meal at McDonald's. If you're not ready, you just might be consumed by it. A short list of items will help. Browse our compendium of helpful retail products selected especially for you. The list just might surprise you and it might horrify you, but it will definitely make you feel something.
Top 5 Items to buy for The New World Order
It's coming, whether you like it or not. We present the definitive list of products absolutely essential for proper preparation.
You'll be spying on your neighbors even more than usual. The New World Order will expect you to report on comings and goings up and down your street. A handy iPad facilitates note-taking as well as clandestine photography. Upload covertly acquired information to the cloud: you just might end up with an extra ration of bread at the end of the month.
|Apple iPad (Wi-Fi, 32GB) - Space Gray (Latest Model)|
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Don't expect blue-helmeted UN troops billeting in your municipal park to keep you warm. After they denude the parcours trail and commandeer the food co-op, you'll have little else to do beside huddle around a humble space heater in your once joyful living room. When the government provides everything, you're left with nothing. Buy something now, while you still can.
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Your best space radiant heater fan for bedroom, office, tabletop floor ect.
Money no longer has value when national boundaries are wiped away. Fiat currency will be replaced by precious metals and lead. Stock up on gold in all its forms so you can bribe FEMA officials, barter for bread, and adorn your spider hole.
Gold continues to climb in value until someone figures out that there's too much of it already and there's not much use for what we've dug up. You can't eat it but you can usually find someone who wants more of it.
|Gold Silverware Set, LIANYU 20-Piece Stainless Steel Flatware Cutlery Set for 4, Gold Mirror Fini...|
LIANYU 20-Piece Gold Silverware Set, is made of high quality stainless steel. Vacuum electroplating technology ensure the durability of the gold painting. Bright mirror finish a...
Entertainment will be cut off because it's the opiate of the masses. The only shows on TV will be MSNBC commentary and reruns of The View. Plan to entertain yourself with musical instruments requiring no electricity. Write a few folk songs before The New World order takes away your pencils.
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Jam out in style with an acoustic guitar starter set made for aspiring musicians and pros alike. With an all-wood construction, steel strings, and a glossy, smooth black finish,...
Sprinting past the guard dogs will be your only form of exercise. Health clubs and local gyms will be shut down in favor of reeducation camps for recalcitrant citizens. Stock up on many pairs of sturdy running shoes before darkness descends: New Balance and Adidas just might be co-opted to manufacture jackboots.
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