The New World Order isn't a value meal at McDonald's. If you're not ready, you just might be consumed by it. A short list of items will help. Browse our compendium of helpful retail products selected especially for you. The list just might surprise you and it might horrify you, but it will definitely make you feel something.
Top 5 Items to buy for The New World Order
It's coming, whether you like it or not. We present the definitive list of products absolutely essential for proper preparation.
You'll be spying on your neighbors even more than usual. The New World Order will expect you to report on comings and goings up and down your street. A handy iPad facilitates note-taking as well as clandestine photography. Upload covertly acquired information to the cloud: you just might end up with an extra ration of bread at the end of the month.
|Apple iPad with WiFi, 32GB, Space Gray (2017 Model)|
Apple iPad with WiFi, 32GB, Space Gray (2017 Model)
Don't expect blue-helmeted UN troops billeting in your municipal park to keep you warm. After they denude the parcours trail and commandeer the food co-op, you'll have little else to do beside huddle around a humble space heater in your once joyful living room. When the government provides everything, you're left with nothing. Buy something now, while you still can.
|Lasko CD09250 Ceramic Heater with Adjustable Thermostat Tabletop Or Under-Desk, Black|
Lasko #754200 and CD09250 heaters offer powerful heat in a small package suitable for under a desk or even table-top. 3 quiet settings: high heat, low heat, fan only. Measures 5...
Money no longer has value when national boundaries are wiped away. Fiat currency will be replaced by precious metals and lead. Stock up on gold in all its forms so you can bribe FEMA officials, barter for bread, and adorn your spider hole.
Gold continues to climb in value until someone figures out that there's too much of it already and there's not much use for what we've dug up. You can't eat it but you can usually find someone who wants more of it.
|Ubbi Limited Edition, Money Saving, No Special Bag Required, Steel Odor Locking Diaper Pail, Rose...|
The Ubbi Steel Diaper Pail is made of powder-coated steel to achieve maximum odor control. It is equipped with rubber seals that are strategically designed to lock in odors as w...
Entertainment will be cut off because it's the opiate of the masses. The only shows on TV will be MSNBC commentary and reruns of The View. Plan to entertain yourself with musical instruments requiring no electricity. Write a few folk songs before The New World order takes away your pencils.
|Fender FA-100 Acoustic Guitar Bundle with Gig Bag, Tuner, Strings, Strap, Picks, and Austin Bazaa...|
Everything you need to start playing straight out of the box. Bundle includes Fender acoustic guitar, gig bag, tuner, strings, strap, picks, Austin Bazaar instructional DVD, and...
Sprinting past the guard dogs will be your only form of exercise. Health clubs and local gyms will be shut down in favor of reeducation camps for recalcitrant citizens. Stock up on many pairs of sturdy running shoes before darkness descends: New Balance and Adidas just might be co-opted to manufacture jackboots.
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