Pink Biking Jacket for a Lapdog Hell's Angel

The problem with weighing no more than 6-10lbs is that people tend to pick you up and cuddle you. A lot. When all you want to do is find Wendy, and die with her out on the streets tonight, in an everlasting sniff.

Bruce Springsteen knew where it was at.

You want to be the sort of canine who reminds other dogs that you're all descended from wolves. When you howl, you want those who hear it to cower out of your way, because they recognize trouble when they hear it.

There should be respect. As those hounds watch you strut by - stretched to your full 13-16" (more if you measure to the very tips of the hair) - they should avert their eyes, prostrating themselves in the presence of the leader of the pack.

And if humans dare to look into your eyes, babbling rubbish like, 'Awww! Look at its angelic, little face!' Then they'd better insert a 'Hell's' before the celestial stuff.

You are a biker toy dog and nobody should ever forget it!   Which is really where that jacket comes in...

Ok, so it's pink, but you're a lapdog, you can't have everything. Baby steps. Baby steps.

This motorcycle harness jacket for dogs is made from the finest, softest, high-quality fabric. It's fully lined. It might be a faux leather dog biker jacket, but it smells just like the real thing, so it's bound to fool just about everybody.

It's designed for small dogs measuring 13-16" in length, 11-13" around the neck and weighing in at 6-10lbs.  There are Velcro fasteners at the neck and tummy, large enough to adjust to each lapdog's perfect size.

But the underside is left open, so it's easy to answer a call of nature.

It's more like the call of the wild, when you examine those heavy duty nail accents, and the badge on the back!  An eagle in full flight, clutching the legend 'Born to Ride', embroidered in silver and gold.

With a jacket like that, a lapdog could scurry straight down to the nearest Hell's Angels chapter house and get voted in straight away.

Maybe accessorize with some shades for maximum cool...

... and to keep all that hair out of your eyes, as you cruise on down the highway.  Your brothers all bark respect now that you're riding high; a 700 cc engine purring like a feline beneath your paws.

And when you check out the bitches, some of them even look back.  But you'll know The One when you see her. When she yips out a greeting, you'll recognize your Wendy.  She'll be the one wearing this.