Some dogs are born bad-ass. So it was with your lapdog. Unfortunately the miniature fluff-ball has to work a little harder to prove it than, say, the average pit-bull or Rottweiler.
Its roar comes out as a bit of a yap. Its rebel sneer is difficult to see beneath all that lovely, lush hair. And frankly, its best bet in a gang fight is to nip at a few toes, then leg it out of there.
But that doesn't mean that your tiny biker dog can't dream! At a squint, riding in a handbag is sort of like hitting the freeway on a Harley Davidson. Especially if you look the part.