This has been written on the assumption that your average gamer doesn't pause the action for anything much. Particularly the purchasing of Christmas decorations.
Therefore I realize that I'm addressing loved ones, who just want to see their family member represented amongst the tinsel and baubles. I've added notes about what you're looking at accordingly.
On the off-chance that there really is one of my cohorts reading: U can has Xm4s D3c0r4tion 2, k? kthxbai!