Dog Bathing Suits and Bikinis

That one could also serve as a 4th July outfit ;-) Aptly called 'The All-American Dog Bikini' I can see that sooo on a beach in California! Show your love for your country and dress up your dog like this. Or show your love for your dog and don't dress it up like this! Look at the face of the canine bikini model. Doesn't it look like it is saying

'What do you mean by this photo is for Amazon? Does that mean people will actually see me like this? Please, nooo!

I also like the idea of the triangles in the top. Dear designer, I hate to break this news to you, but a dog has what you attempt to cover in another place ;-)

Obviously you can't dress a male dog in a bikini or one piece swimsuit. Or can you? Is there something like a canine cross-dresser? Oops, I am getting distracted again. Here on the right my favorite bathing suit for a real male dog ;-)

Or does the dog hope to achieve a camouflage effect with this and disappear from sight when taken out like that? Not sure if that will work on the beach, that means sand, not jungle!

Aloha!

Which dog wouldn't dream to be dressed up like this? I mean, not only with a bikini, but also with a grass skirt and a lei! Or would that be most dog's worst nightmare?

What would the neighbor's cat say if she would see a dog dressed like this walking down the street towards the beach?

"Meow! Look at that stupid dog! If they would try that with me, I would claw the bikini to pieces and their skin also for good measure!"

If this swimsuit doesn't make your dog the 'bark of the neighborhood', little else will ;-) Pink, fake leopard can't be beaten. This is also a great outfit for a more modest dog as it is a 'one piece covers all important parts' model.

But again the neighborhood cats will not suddenly fall in awe because they mistake your dog now for a pink leopard, instead they might kill themselves laughing ...

Whilst dog bikinis are just plain silly in my opinionated opinion, the stuff on the right side is indeed useful.

Especially if you like boating, yachting, sailing or another water sport and want to do it with a dog that isn't an excellent and experienced swimmer.

And even those dogs could greatly benefit from wearing a life jacket, think about cold weather, strong winds and the like. And as for cuteness, the second model is nearly as cute as the Hawaii dog bikini ;-)

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