Gone Squatchin' Gifts and Clothes for Bigfoot Hunters

Let's face it, we only actually refer to the expedition as 'gone squatchin'', because that term was so popularized in Finding Bigfoot.

Whenever the weather permits, Bobo dons his baseball cap, bearing the words 'Gone Squatchin'', and this is what all of the other merchandise is hoping to emulate.

But on Zazzle, there is the original.  The colors, font and design all match; and it could well be where Bobo bought his own!  (Though I have no evidence beyond the look of the thing.)

While green and white are the colors favored by the big man, you get much more choice than that. The exact same 'Gone Squatchin'' cap is available in eleven different colors.  You just go for your favorite!

It fits heads with diameters between 17" and 24"; and it's the number one gift for Sasquatch finders.

Intrepid Bigfoot finders will be able to tell the world with an oval back window sticker for the back of their vehicle; or they can think a little bigger with a vinyl decal covering.

The latter is guaranteed to survive for between five and seven years in all weathers.  It can be attached to your vehicle's window, bumper or wherever else suits your fancy!

Of course, if you are in a Bigfoot related emergency situation, then calling for help may be better than relying on an officer to find your car.

If you're carrying an Apple iPhone, then there is the perfect case cover for you here!  The Gone Squatchin' veneer is for a 4S Silver Gray D5918; and it's made out of aluminum and silicone.

You can use the iPhone to call 911 to say that you've been cornered and trapped by an angry 10ft primate.  If no-one believes you, then you can leave the gadget by your mangled body, so that an eventual response team can read the cover and guess the rest.

But an even better use might be to use the iPhone to record any visual or audio evidence.  You know that the internet is eagerly awaiting that!

There are so many Gone Squatchin' t-shirts out on the market these days!  This design, by Go All Out Screenprinting, is one of the more popular ones.

Between the usual lettering is the silhouette of Bigfoot walking between two fir trees. The creature itself is obviously based upon the famous Patterson-Gimlin footage of a Sasquatch in Bluff Creek back in 1967.

I've picked out the green shirt because it matches Bobo's baseball hat, but this one is available in fifteen different colors.  They include everything from pink or bright orange through to camo shades.

Plus the design adorns a variety of Gone Squatchin' Hooded Sweatshirts.  Those are 50/50 cotton and polyester, and perfect for North-West Pacific nights running around the woods.

It's black, it's stylish and it has a Sasquatch on it.  What more could you want?

Billed as a humorous t-shirt (just so we don't take ourselves too seriously here), this Shirt City design is 100% cotton.  The shirt begins quite petit, but reaches right up to XXX-Large for those of you of Bigfoot proportions.

Amongst those who have grabbed one for themselves, there is a warning to buy bigger than usual. The sizing runs small.

I think that this one is my favorite design of all.  It's created by BigTime Teez and, as with the Shirt City style, it runs into XXX-Large for the bigger Bigfoot hunters.

Again the Sasquatch silhouette is that instantly recognizable Patterson-Gimlin image. Even those who know nothing about Squatchin' will be able to guess what it's all about from this.

But mostly I just like the font.  It looks really professional and stylish. 

The same design is repeated on the junior's pre-shrunk fit t-shirt.  Both t-shirts are 100% cotton.

'I do believe there is a Squatch in these woods' is the sub-text here.  Fans of Finding Bigfoot need no introduction to that line.  Matt Moneymaker says it at the close of the opening credits.

This Gone Squatchin' ladies long sleeved t-shirt is available in eight colors.  The white body and black lettered motif remain the same, but the collar and shoulders change. 

You can also grab a kid's Gone Squatchin' baseball jersey in a similar style.  The colors there are navy, red or black; though the sleeves are long not capped.