Inflatable Taxidermy for Your Home -- Or Should I Say for Your Dorm

I saw it in someone's home, and I just had to -- HAD TO! -- write about it. There it was -- a plastic, blown up moose head. I know there are no plastic "mooseses" -- I'm a thinker! -- so I realized this was a brilliant, man-made inflatable piece of taxidermy -- let's call it "plastidermy". Dang! I looked it up. Plastidermy applies to acrylic faux taxidermy pieces.

Fine! Let's call it "pneumatidermy". There! I coined a word. My life is complete -- completely wasted. But let us not digress.

We have much to discuss about pneumatidermy!

This sort of "taxidermy" -- as we are using the term a little loosely here -- consists of vinyl, shaped to "look like" (that term is used loosely, too!) the head of a given wild game animal.

They are realistic like pressed pork shoulder meat is healthy!

The answer to this question is a very simple one. Ready? I don't know.

(And I could not find out online.)

That said, I am very hopeful someone will happen by here -- as they quest about the Interwebbies -- and edify me as to the name of the person who graced the world with the invention of blow-up bear heads and the like.

I will gladly then, update this section of this here wizzle on taxidermy of the inflatable kind.

It would also be interesting to know the circumstances that led to the development of blow-up taxidermy.

Perhaps, it is quite the riveting story. (Probably not -- but I would love to be wrong.)

No -- on second thought -- that wouldn't work. It'd be the deadest petting zoo ever!

You would need actual dead -- probably real, taxidermy-stuffed -- animals to have a deader petting zoo than that, so never mind.

I want this page to be the "end all" when it comes to inflated fake animal heads. (Nobody ever wrote that sentence before -- that is for certain!) Please let me know what you think in the comments section.