Marriage is a sacred vow, but with so many divorces happening and the fallout being so negative and life sucking, there should be in this post modern society, some alternatives. More and more, society is being given a choice outside the realms of religion and traditional ways of doing things. As society is evolving (or is it de-volving in this case with divorce being such an issue), so should it's laws, allocating a new improved option for those that do not chose to live under the laws of religion and state but rather to be given an alternative option (which wouldn't eliminate the traditional ones none the less).
In this parody humor article, I decided to take a look at how that would look if there was a few more options to the marriage laws/format and how people would respond to being given this choice (poll at the end). If you care to participate vote in the poll and let's see how people feel! With that enjoy!