Yes, that pun just happened. Let us not dwell on it. Let us discuss metal mandoline slicers, instead. These are the slicers found in professional kitchens. A metal mandoline is also desirable if you want your slicer to be durable -- and who does not want something durable? (That baby, in that silly commercial, that doesn't like money? Probably her.)
Now, for those I have not lost, do enjoy this wizzle on metal mandoline slicers. You might find one you just "have to" have.