You need a place to carry your stuff. Without a purse, your hands would be full of makeup, spare change, Altoids, lint, more makeup, old receipts, car keys, and gift cards from Bed, Bath, and Beyond. It tells the world that you will not be denied the social status you so richly deserve. People judge other people by the size, style, and cost of the purse dangling over their shoulder.
Herein we present the results of compendious research on purses. Most discerning purse shoppers realize that time wasted in a purse store is better spent participating in the cutthroat world of business: order your purses online and get back to work. Shop from our carefully selected array of designer bags, whip out your exclusive credit card and charge up a storm.
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wizzley spanked me so I edited the titles. I am human and I am writing for humans, evidently humans that don't like long titles.
I'll take one of each. Great ideas for those struggling to lose weight. You could use up your annual grocery budget.
This is so much fun to read, but I still think you should make the product images larger.
Very nice handbags and purses of the more pricey and upscale variety. :)K