Sasquatch Shirts for Bigfoot Hunters and Fans

I don't know if this is artistic or merely colorful?  I do know that it's called an Ugly Christmas Sweater, despite the fact that it's quite patently a Yeti summer shirt.

Though I suppose that in itself could be deemed as art, as it turns visual expectations upon their head and forces us to reflect upon the natural world.

No, I'm talking crap. It's just a really nice Christmassy summer t-shirt with a Yeti on it. Embrace the contradiction and make it your own.

So why hasn't anyone ever caught Bigfoot?  Or produced unambiguous footage, that's head on, in high definition, and not shaking all over the place? How about just a picture?

It's the age old rebuke to all Sasquatch fans. One that's grown even more prevalent in this age of mass media, when everyone has some device in their pockets capable of recording everything they see and hear.

There are many, many reasons why such evidence is difficult to obtain, but only one answer to finally shut up those detractors. All Sasquatch are hide and seek champions of the world. Everyone knows that!

Besides, we may have got this all wrong. It could well be that we're the ones being sighted.

Teams of Bigfoot Researchers conceal themselves in the woods, so that they can study human beings without affecting our behavior with their presence. It's sound research practice, you know.

All that aside, this is the perfect funny Sasquatch shirt to wear for freaking out hikers, campers, and/or those preparing to answer their own call of nature behind a handy bush.

Talking about uncouth imaginings, it looks to me like somebody is trying to deny the existence of Sasquatch here.

Bigfoot and a unicorn sit dejectedly before the Loch Ness monster, as the latter reads his newspaper. In the distance, Noah's Ark is sailing away, which explains the distressed exclamation, "Oh! Crap! Was that TODAY?"

Thus condemning all three to obliteration once the Great Flood annihilates life on Earth. They will be remembered only as legendary creatures by those finding safety with Noah.

It's hilarious, and sad, but downright wrong. Unicorns do exist, damn it!  I mean Sasquatch. Sasquatch exist. It's a true story!! They WERE on the blasted ark! They had to have been...

I was unsure whether to put this into 'funny' or 'philosophical', because it's a bit of both.

There's the amusement factor of a Sasquatch going into therapy, and being told by its counselor to 'always believe in yourself'. Because if Bigfoot struggles to accept its own existence, what hope do the rest of us have?

But then there's a deeper interpretation hiding beneath the smile.

Forget legendary creatures, there will always be things about ourselves, or dreams that we hold dear, that are dismissed by the wider world. If we wish to aspire to anything, and grasp our achievements as they come, then we each need to learn how to ignore our critics.

Self-belief is as necessary for each and every one of us, as it ever was for Sasquatch.

I'll admit to laughing aloud as I read the legend on this one. It's hilarious in an utterly charming way and, for all the same reasons as the item above, nearly made it into the funny Sasquatch t-shirt category accordingly.

But beneath the great humor, there is definitely a deeper message here too.

When you think about it, who wouldn't be a Sasquatch if they could? Living free and wild in the deepest forest, away from all distractions and globally broadcast horrors. If our living could touch lightly upon the Earth, with our existence contemplating our environment.

Perhaps we should always be a Sasquatch, even when we're most patently human. Perhaps that could be yourself too.

As t-shirts for Sasquatch Research Teams go, this one looks downright official!

I think that I, meeting a group of people wearing these shirts, would assume a measure of authority in their work. At the very least, there would be a presumption of organization.

Those wearing a Bigfoot Research Team t-shirt, particularly in company all adorned in the same, seem somehow more trustworthy. They aren't a band of people deciding in a pub to suddenly go looking for a legend. They set out soberly to do this.

In their apparent preparation, it may be implied that any evidence they find will be good. Collected with the minimum of cross-contamination, with all documentation in order, and that their analyses will be sound.

Everyone in Sasquatch loving circles knows the phrase Gone Squatchin'. Even if they'd never heard it before, then they would have after an episode or three of Finding Bigfoot.

The saying has been immortalized by Bobo declaring endless variants on a theme of it, in every single show ever aired.

But for the uninitiated, it merely states that this intrepid individual has gone to look for evidence of Bigfoot, up to and including their own Sasquatch sighting. Failing that, a footprint, hand-print, telling scratches on a tree, hair sample or hearing a distinctive howling chatter in the woods will do.